I had an epiphany while taking a shower this morning.  Jimmy had left all his hair care products lying on the sink after getting ready for his interview.  I started totalling that stuff up and realized there is way too much money going into hair care...so I cut mine off.  Yep, all of it.

I started with the buzzers and got it as close as I could with those.  Then I got in the shower and went through three razors cutting up my scalp.  The hair on top of my head just didn't want to go!  I mean I stroked and stroked but it still has stubble in places. Blood was going down the drain like in the movie phsycho...(cue violin music.)

I took one last look at the Crew Fiber and put it away.  Goodbye old friend.  You will be missed.

The first thing I noticed is that I felt every molecule of air passing by.  As I walked down the hall I could tell when I was accellerating and when I came to a stop by the feeling of air movement on my head.   I think if I calibrated it I could tell you how fast I move at any time.

Jimmy was not amused with my new look.  He says it makes my hearing aids stick out more.  Eh.  There was a time when I was vain about my hearing aids.  That time is past.  I like them.  They let me get around in the world.  If someone doesn't like them... can't help 'em.

I remember a great poster in the office of one of my many hearing aid dispensers.  It said, " Your hearing impairment is more visable than your hearing aids."  And it made me think of all the times I said, "excuse me?" or something like it.

So anyway I just have to cut Jimmy's hair off now.  I'll have to wait until he's sleeping for sure...